Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Charles C. Charlatan the Third is our fictitious leader. He symbolizes the important work done by the organization. All of our volunteers receive recommendations signed in his name. A hushed cult of the personality exists around his shadowy non-existence. His voice mail is always active, and Charles responds to emails, writes correspondence, and occasionally leaves voice messages. His influence on the charity is everywhere, as if to make up for his never existing. His signature appears on grant applications, appeals for donations, and requests for funding. He even leaves fingerprints, if it comes down to a forensic audit.
William Monkey, Chartered Accountant. Billy, as he is known to the staff, is the second key fictitious member of the management team. His signature appears on every document, a veritable bread crumb along the audit trail. He has an office, a business card, and an email address. His invisible shoulders bear the heavy responsibility of being responsible in the event of tax audit or police investigation. Impeachable documents exist proving his timely exit from Toronto to places overseas. Everybody loves Billy, and nobody would suspect him of fraud, larceny, or bunko. As Mrs. Badwulf and I clink our champagne glasses together, we share a smile and practice our response: Where did the money go, detectives?
Christmas is a time of giving, and give they will. Give it up, those confiscated tens of dollars; give it up into our clutches! These progressives are engaged in a value for value exchange: they get their white guilt stroked. Oh, the touching images of waifs, of tears on childrens' cheeks, and gnarly lap dogs sad without a bone. There are keepsakes for the elite guardians of other peoples money: a touching letter written in pidgin English saying Thank You, a knotted doll made by a blind girl, or a paw print on a bit of kraft paper. How the tears flow; and then the zeros on the check. They give, I spend, and you pay.
Down in the basement of Fenris Badwulf live the people who do the actual work. Volunteers have spotty effort levels. Volunteers are just looking for volunteer hours for various statist requirements: high school graduation, corporate ballsack licking, or parole requirements. Nobody is a volunteer down in the basement. Over time, their skin grows pale: like winter in Toronto, there is no sunlight down there. Their hair is patchy; maybe they should wash ... but tap water contributes to Global Warming, so it is better, Gaia-wise, to let them scratch and stink. They make great telemarketers these basement citizens. They will close a donation to get a commission of a cup of rice, a spoon of beans, or a square of cardboard to sleep upon. The most depraved degradations are their familiar companions. How else to further the agenda of raising money to fight the demons of the age: Global Warming, Fracking, or Fag Awareness? These former people never celebrated Christmas, so taking the Christ of Christmas and making them agents of the Happy Holidays only seemed right, er, left.
I know you care. You care about the Thrall-Canadians in my basement. Send me your money. You will get a tax receipt. Ask for the brochure about pro-rating your giving to be in friendly proportion to your tax receipting. Tell me what favors and gifts should be showered upon the basement dwellers. I know you care.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
Thursday, November 21, 2013
In order to improve the accuracy and clarity of your views of the future, I suggest this method. Visualize a future time when your goal has been achieved. Make a pact with yourself that, in the future, when you have achieved this particular goal, that you will formulate the thoughts about how long, what resources, what skills, and what events would be useful, advantageous, to know in the present. Of course, when you do succeed, carry thorough with your pact. Transmit to the past what would be useful to know.
Sunday, August 18, 2013
The three card phrase. The Kabbalah hints at the concept of pairing and grouping together of letters (Major Arcana) to form more complex concepts. The same can be done with the lesser. I assume you are familiar with some of the basic concepts. For example, there is a progression from Ace to Ten, a natural flow. Let us utilize the triad of Ace, Nine, Ten...
There are some sixty four combinations of Ace - Nine - Ten. I suggest you avoid the selections that use the suit of Swords (er, spades) for now. For material wealth, those with the Ace of Pentacles are effective; likewise Cups for romance and fertility; and Wands for wisdom. Keep track of what you are doing in your journal to fine tune the results.
Saturday, August 17, 2013
This operation works best if, somehow, The Hierophant can be worked into the tableau. Are either of your natal planets, Mercury or Jupiter, resident in Taurus or Scorpio? This is not the case for everyone. So, let Fenris Badwulf tell you how to do this ... take out the tarot trumps for the signs where your Mercury and Jupiter reside, as well as the Magician and the Wheel of Fortune. Construct the two by two matrix, like before. Something like Mercury/Capricorn in the top row, and Cancer/Jupiter on the bottom. Now, to work in the Hierophant you must place the card beside the tableau to the left, then above, then below, then to the right. You can vary the above below right left. This time you must study the tableau four times. Record your observations in your journal.
Mercury is the messenger between the Conscious and Subconscious mind. The Subconscious mind has communication with the collective; and the collective has layers of its own (and messengers, of course, between the layers). If you want access to wisdom, which is in the gift of Jupiter, then you want to have conscious access to it. The Hierophant gives you sharper hearing when you listen for wisdom.
Sunday, July 21, 2013
It takes a full lunar month for your insights to become firmly installed in your life. In this time, you can contemplate the methods of actively writing the future, rather than being a passive reader.
So, we have all used the lesser arcana of the Tarot deck to predict the future. Some variant of arrangement of cards is used: a Celtic Cross, Gypsy Circle, or something. Here are some elementary rules to changing the future, your future, with the Tarot:
Exchange of cards.
1. Court cards. You can exchange from the spread to the deck. Keep to the same suit. For example, the liar, the Page of Cups, can be exchanged with the more noble Knight of Cups. If the Page of Cups is an outcome card, you can upgrade the outcome by exchanging the 'small potatoes' Page with the high powered King of Cups. The court cards of a suit can be exchanged with another court card, but stick to the same suit.
2. Number cards. The difficult experiences of the nine and ten of swords can be swapped out for the four.
Do some experiments. Keep notes in your journal.
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Method: take out the tarot trumps that represent Saturn and Mars (the World and the Lightning Struck Tower). Take out the trumps that represent the signs these planets reside in your natal horoscope. Arrange into a matrix, like before. Study and note observations.
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
What do you enjoy for your minor vil·lain·ies?
7)1. Baseness of mind or character.
7)2. Viciousness of conduct or action.
7)3. A treacherous or vicious act.
Monday, June 24, 2013
Now for a break, how about heart break? Denial and rejection is brought into equilibrium when you study Saturn with Venus. Use the method of two center cards representing Saturn and Venus (the World, the Empress). Above and beside are the two cards representing the signs these planets are in. If you wish to dally here, vary the signs with houses.
Saturday, June 22, 2013
Saturn in Equilibrium. We all carry burdens from past generations. Putting Saturn into equilibrium is usually a life's work, but for the impatient adept it is typical that this quest be journeyed early. An alliance with Saturn is a requirement for bending people to your will. You will observe that up to now we have only placed Saturn into equilibrium with its opposite, Jupiter. Refer to your journal to observe the effects. Now it is time to begin the series of balancing efforts to bring Saturn into equilibrium with the Sun, Moon, Venus, and finally Mars.
Saturn and the Sun in Equilibrium. Place the tarot trumps for Saturn (the World) and the Sun (the Sun, conveniently) beside each other. Now take from your deck the trumps representing the sign where your Saturn resides and the sign opposite. Do the same for your sun sign. You should have four cards; unless you have a Sun - Saturn conjunction or opposition, in which case you will have two. Arrange the 'sign' cards around the 'planet' cards. Study them; observe similarities, differences, and count numbers.
The Family Curse. Curses travel through families, but not from parent to child, but through generations. When you bring the Sun and Saturn into equilibrium your family curse will become made known to you. Cause and effect cycling through the generations. With the curse comes talents, abilities, and gifts. This will be made aware to you when you bring Saturn and the Moon in Equilibrium. Keep notes in your journal of your discoveries.
Saturday, June 15, 2013
While the cold cunning of your memory might be sufficient to retain the cause and effect of your experiments in equilibrium, I suggest you keep a journal. Keep track of what cards you are studying, what arrangements you place them in; as well, note the events of your day. This will help you to note the correspondences between action and effect, which cards effect which areas of your life.
With your journal you can begin to craft experiments to determine if effects are accidental or the result of your efforts. As a suggestion, repeat a card arrangement: does it bring about similar results? Learn, Dare, write it down.
That being said, you can now bring the seven personal planets into equilibrium. I suggest you start with Mercury, which is represented by the tarot trump the Magician. Your natal Mercury resides in a sign and house. From the tarot deck take out the cards representing the sign and its opposite, as well as the house and its opposite. Arrange these four cards around the Magician. If there is some sort of overlap (like the sign and house are the same, or opposite), just use the two cards. These special cases (such as Mercury in Libra in the Seventh house, Mercury in Scorpio in the Second house, Mercury in Sagittarius in the Third house, and so on) are the ones that will yield results most worthy of your attention in your journal.
Sunday, June 9, 2013
In life, it is our romantic natures that most often lead us astray. After you have brought your Mars/Venus polarity into equilibrium, you can now bring your Sun/Moon and Saturn/Jupiter polarities into this same state.
Referring to your horoscope, take out the tarot trumps for Saturn (the World), Jupiter (the Wheel of Fortune), and that of the astrological signs where your natal Saturn and Jupiter are resident. Arrange the cards into a two by two matrix of the form
If your Saturn and Jupiter are in the same sign (conjunct, so to speak), use the sign opposite.
How to look at tarot cards. Scan the cards and look for similarities and differences. As a suggestion, start with colors. Where does red occur in the cards? Where is orange? Yellow? Green? Blue? Violet? Look for common items: shoes, footwear, what is on their feet, or are their feet concealed? Which foot: right or left? Other items to consider: plants, such as roses; objects held in the hand, such as swords, wands, staffs; Which way are the figures looking? You are not required to have answers or understanding. This wisdom lies resident in your subconscious; merely looking upon the cards (of a well constructed deck) will evoke the effects sought.
Sunday, June 2, 2013
The World represents the astrological planet Saturn, and is attributed to the Center of the Cube of Space. Which is to say, a point of equilibrium, or more accurately, the point of equilibrium. To be enlightened, one must be in equilibrium; the unpleasant attributes of Saturn (just read the extensive literature on the subject) are associates of the process of moving towards equilibrium.
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
How does one come to a conclusion? That is not the question. You will come to a conclusion; you can pick and choose amongst conspiracy theories, evidence, and state directives. You will come to a conclusion. However, you cannot talk openly about your beliefs amongst your friends, co-workers, and relatives. Those days are gone. You can only talk about what you believe amongst people you trust.
People no longer trust people outside their tribe. You really do not know what those casual contacts in your life hold dear. Those that think the Marathon bombing was a staged act distrust the state. But, who are these tens of thousands that log into that site every day? Did anyone at work question the wisdom of carrying off a guy with his legs blown off on a wheelchair? Very photogenic (and all those photographers in the media kennel so close by) that shot. I guess all the stretchers were busy and the trained EMS types decided to not do things the way they were trained to do. Blah blah blah.
People do not trust. They form secret combinations. They become skilled at concealment, and lying. Their minutes of listening to Rush Limbaugh are done in shadow. Just what alliances and associations are they making? You won't know until they decide to move openly, and they will not move openly until they think they can win.
I do not even know all the players in the game.
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Saturday, April 20, 2013
It is not so much the incompetence of the ability challenged media feeding these theories, but the fact that a majority of people (er, the subset that accesses the internet for information) have a predisposition of distrust of the state, and hence are fertile ground. We are in the situation where it does not matter what happens. Nobody much believes the media. Instead, based on preconceived notions, conspiracy theories arise to fit the narrative into a framework.
Some well crafted presentations can now be found supporting Theory A or Theory B. You can find what you want to believe on the internet. The Media is no longer the arbiter of truth, they are just swimming with the crocodiles like the rest of us. Except that nobody much likes them, the Media. How long will they last as hunted prey? Die, Media, Die.
Friday, April 19, 2013
They do care. You can see them with menthol inspired tears as they are interviewed by their main stream media friends. Who cares about that? The salient realization is the fact that we are no longer a We, but a diversity of tribes. Did your tribe get their legs blown off in Boston? People care, in the way of reading newspapers or checking on sports scores, but, well, not even that. The expectation of terror now sits comfortably in our hearts. When I mentioned the Boston massacre to them, their first reaction was I do not attend large events like that. Not their tribe. What tribe attends public events, now a days? Travels in the ghetto? Leaves their door unlocked. Not you. Nobody you know.
The bad guys will get killed or caught. The usual causes will be marketed. The only way to stop pressure cooker bombers is to ban assault weapons, fund abortion, and implement gay marriage. The guy you voted for on a platform of cutting spending will raise taxes and increase spending. Why vote? There is an illegal immigrant amnesty coming. Why not dig deeper into the tax free black market. Why pay taxes to support never workers? Black is beautiful. Such is the reflections from the subconscious from the Rorschach bomber.
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Instead, one is subjected to the Rorschach test of media. Just who does your favorite pundit blame for the outrage? Absent of facts, the resulting spew is just conjecture.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
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Saturday, April 13, 2013
The interesting point: The involvement of the group Anonymous. I remember my socialist math teacher in high school saying that vigilantes were an evil manifestation of capitalism. Always bad. After all, vigilantes are not accountable to anybody; and for that matter, anybody can claim to be a member of these secret groups.
So much for Socialist Theory. I guess it got changed. After all, Socialism is the only system that will work, and it has never been tried. So, the idea that vigilantes are bad is not longer true. Do observe that the socialists are all happy as pigs in shit about the work of these vigilantes. This is a precedent. Vigilantes are now on the table.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Once upon a time, there was a small village nestled along the banks of a swift moving river. The village was at the place where the river was shallow enough to cross, this being the first crossing place upstream from the Mediterranean sea. The people built their village upon seven hills. Their name for the place was Rome.
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Yes, Good Citizens, as our arms are entwined, we eat natures perfect food, the Bran Muffin. This simple baked good, celebrated in song and in sonnet, praised by poets and proctologists alike, is correctly equated with virility among men and fertility among women. Baldness is rumored to be cured by a daily diet of a single morning muffin of bran, Potent erections return with renewed iron resolve when your colon smiles with a steady flow of bran, depression flees before it's fiber goodness.
The author of The Lord of the Rings used The Bran Muffin as his model for the life giving food of the elves. Yes, lembas, the way bread of the fairy folk, is indeed the simple and nourishing Bran Muffin! The Orcs, their sallow complexions and pinched dispositions are bitter charactures of the chronically constipated. So, Good Citizens, with whom do you march? The smiling colons of the Elves? Or the tormented intestines of the Orcs?
Let this be your thought of the day, this day. Gobble down a Bran Muffin today. Look forward to fulfillment and self-actualization. Surely toil and stress fade before the rising sun of healthy goodness. Be filled with the life force! Enpower yourself with a Bran Muffin today, tomorrow, and forward into eternity!
I love children. As the tiny tots are readied for return to their parents after a day in daycare, I dispatch my tiny charges fortified with a bran muffin. As a treat, they also get a Cadillac, a beverage blend of a cup of coffee with a chocolate bar dissolved in the hot liquid. This is consumed only minites before the happy energetic charges are reunited with their workforce parents. The tykes love it. No one has ever complained.
The Bran Muffin is your sword and shield against distemper and plague. Let your visits to the proctologist be filled with joy and singing and poetry. Let the unwise Orcs face the Rectonaut Probe. Be an elf and eat your daily Bran Muffin. There is no better way to tell someone you love them. Give the gift of life that fills them with love ... The Bran Muffin.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this, thanks to a generous grant from the Septic Tank Pump Truck Owner-Operators Association of South Western Ontario
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
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1) Things to not have in your manifesto:
- Repress free speech.
- Oppress minorities and women.
- Force people to worship against their will.
- Abuse religion. Use it as a tool of power, mind control, and manipulation.
- Implement fear.
- Manufacture, storage, training of your armed forces with weapons of terror, like poison gas, germ agents, radioactive weapons; land mines, booby traps, blinding lasers ...
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
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Tuesday, March 5, 2013
To think that there is a Klan Klavern active at Oberlin is terrifying. The Klan must be infiltrating the progressive academic towers first. Canada's own York U, the red extra University in town has a racism problem too. Anyway, this bears watching. If it goes mainstream ape shit, look for a white perp. Otherwise, there will be silence.
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
There is one movie that made it to Oscar! that I was dimly aware of. I have not seen it. So, can I speak about it? I can tell you the effect I have observed. Maybe. Maybe not. I do not live in a country that has freedom of speech. Is Django a recruiting film for the Klan? The real Klan, not the uniform fetish crowd. The real racists, who kill people based on ethnicity. Not the fund raiser racists, who balk at confiscated income.
The life of Pi. It has some sort of Canadian connection the broken record of main stream media repeats over and over and over. And over. Every time I went past the movie theater in the shopping mall, there was never a line up for this movie. The graphics company that did the special effects went bankrupt.
Who am I to complain? I boycott the main stream media. I was ignorant of ass glue until the internet. Now, Oscar! is linked to ass glue in the algorithm space much as it is in real life.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
Sunday, February 24, 2013
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Monday, February 11, 2013
So, you want a love spell, eh?
Step one: Have your natal horoscope cast. You will need to know the position by sign of your natal Venus and Mars.
Step two: Get a decent deck of tarot cards. You will need the major trumps that represent Mars (The Lightning Struck Tower), and Venus (The Empress).
Step three: From your decent deck of tarot cards select the major trumps for the signs that Mars and Venus reside in. (Complications: if you have Venus and Mars in the same sign, see the Notes below)
Step four: construct a two by two matrix of cards in the following pattern:
- Planet, sign
- Sign, planet
This will bring your planets into equilibrium and bring you love. It might not be who you think, and you cannot, using this method, target specific individuals.
This method can also be used to bring equilibrium to your other planetary pairs. If you recall the Arabian Parts school of astrology, you will remember that various pairs of the inner seven planets have domain over specific areas. (Venus and Mars over love, for example).
If your Venus and Mars are in the same sign, use, for the second sign, the sign opposite.
Sargon the Magnificent wrote this.
Saturday, February 9, 2013
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Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Eating has a special place in the spiritual realm of followers of Set, the Snake God. Why not add something special to dog treat time and write the name of someone in need of spiritual uplifting through the mystical process of digestion upon a dog treat. Feed your problems to the wolf.